EGGVEST™
Product Details
Dimensions: 7 inches tall
Material: High-quality PLA (Polylactic Acid)
Weight: ~1.8 – 2.0 lbs (heavier than EGGTERNITY™)
Shipping Time: Made to order; ships within 7–14 business days
Edition: Available year-round. Always in stock. Always iconic.
Packaging: Ships in luxury minimalist packaging worthy of your investment
Authenticity: Includes a hand-numbered Certificate of Authenticity
EGGVEST™: The Heirloom of Unbreakable Wealth
When markets tank and gold surges, real winners don’t panic — they hatch a legacy.
EGGVEST™ is your 7-inch symbol of financial fortitude: smoother than blue-chip stocks, heavier than EGGTERNITY™, and built to outlast your net worth.
Unbreakable Wealth – Unlike fragile portfolios, this golden egg is built for generations.
Tangible Power – A physical hedge against chaos, inflation, and financial fragility.
Trade, Hold, Dominate – Display it, vault it, flex it — like fine art for the fiscally fearless.
Feared by Hedge Funds – Some assets are simply too powerful for Wall Street.
Buy it. Hold it. Sell it. Just don’t crack under the pressure. 🥚
Each EGGVEST™ is made to order, 3D printed with 35% infill, hand-finished, polished, and painted — ensuring that no two are exactly alike. This is not a mass-produced item. This is legacy, printed in gold.
Product Details
Dimensions: 7 inches tall
Material: High-quality PLA (Polylactic Acid)
Weight: ~1.8 – 2.0 lbs (heavier than EGGTERNITY™)
Shipping Time: Made to order; ships within 7–14 business days
Edition: Available year-round. Always in stock. Always iconic.
Packaging: Ships in luxury minimalist packaging worthy of your investment
Authenticity: Includes a hand-numbered Certificate of Authenticity
EGGVEST™: The Heirloom of Unbreakable Wealth
When markets tank and gold surges, real winners don’t panic — they hatch a legacy.
EGGVEST™ is your 7-inch symbol of financial fortitude: smoother than blue-chip stocks, heavier than EGGTERNITY™, and built to outlast your net worth.
Unbreakable Wealth – Unlike fragile portfolios, this golden egg is built for generations.
Tangible Power – A physical hedge against chaos, inflation, and financial fragility.
Trade, Hold, Dominate – Display it, vault it, flex it — like fine art for the fiscally fearless.
Feared by Hedge Funds – Some assets are simply too powerful for Wall Street.
Buy it. Hold it. Sell it. Just don’t crack under the pressure. 🥚
Each EGGVEST™ is made to order, 3D printed with 35% infill, hand-finished, polished, and painted — ensuring that no two are exactly alike. This is not a mass-produced item. This is legacy, printed in gold.
Product Details
Dimensions: 7 inches tall
Material: High-quality PLA (Polylactic Acid)
Weight: ~1.8 – 2.0 lbs (heavier than EGGTERNITY™)
Shipping Time: Made to order; ships within 7–14 business days
Edition: Available year-round. Always in stock. Always iconic.
Packaging: Ships in luxury minimalist packaging worthy of your investment
Authenticity: Includes a hand-numbered Certificate of Authenticity
EGGVEST™: The Heirloom of Unbreakable Wealth
When markets tank and gold surges, real winners don’t panic — they hatch a legacy.
EGGVEST™ is your 7-inch symbol of financial fortitude: smoother than blue-chip stocks, heavier than EGGTERNITY™, and built to outlast your net worth.
Unbreakable Wealth – Unlike fragile portfolios, this golden egg is built for generations.
Tangible Power – A physical hedge against chaos, inflation, and financial fragility.
Trade, Hold, Dominate – Display it, vault it, flex it — like fine art for the fiscally fearless.
Feared by Hedge Funds – Some assets are simply too powerful for Wall Street.
Buy it. Hold it. Sell it. Just don’t crack under the pressure. 🥚
Each EGGVEST™ is made to order, 3D printed with 35% infill, hand-finished, polished, and painted — ensuring that no two are exactly alike. This is not a mass-produced item. This is legacy, printed in gold.