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Our eggs are crafted on demand to protect against bird flu, economic instability, and whatever virus 3D printers can catch.
That means no 2-day shipping. This isn’t fast food—it’s a heirloom, a financial statement, a future-proof collectible. And like any great investment, it takes time to mature.
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