EGGVEST™ – The Mini Hedge
Product Details
Dimensions: Similar in size to a standard chicken egg (~2.3 inches tall)
Material: High-quality PLA (Polylactic Acid) in metallic gold silk finish
Weight: ~0.5 – 0.6 lbs
Shipping Time: Made to order; ships within 7–10 business days
Edition:Part of the Classic Mini Collection. Always in stock. Always iconic.
Packaging: Ships in luxury minimalist packaging scaled for small icons of wealth
Authenticity: Includes a Certificate of Authenticity
Mini Hedge: The Pint-Sized Powerhouse
When gold feels passé and the market rattles your nerves, it’s time to diversify with The Mini Hedge — the compact relic built for unshakeable financial dominance. This hand-sized powerhouse retains all the gravitas of its full-scale predecessor, engineered from premium gold silk 3D-printed PLA. Smooth as a bull run, tougher than a crash, and more stable than any fiat gamble.
Unbreakable Wealth – Small in stature, colossal in fortitude — designed to outlast portfolios and pundits alike.
Tangible Power – A physical hedge you can hold, vault, or proudly display — no broker required.
Trade, Hold, Dominate – From your desk to a safety deposit box, keep it close and keep it secure.
Respected by Markets – Because some assets, no matter the size, command attention and fear in the financial world.
Buy it. Hold it. Sell it. But never, ever crack it.
Welcome to the next phase of portable, permanent wealth.
Product Details
Dimensions: Similar in size to a standard chicken egg (~2.3 inches tall)
Material: High-quality PLA (Polylactic Acid) in metallic gold silk finish
Weight: ~0.5 – 0.6 lbs
Shipping Time: Made to order; ships within 7–10 business days
Edition:Part of the Classic Mini Collection. Always in stock. Always iconic.
Packaging: Ships in luxury minimalist packaging scaled for small icons of wealth
Authenticity: Includes a Certificate of Authenticity
Mini Hedge: The Pint-Sized Powerhouse
When gold feels passé and the market rattles your nerves, it’s time to diversify with The Mini Hedge — the compact relic built for unshakeable financial dominance. This hand-sized powerhouse retains all the gravitas of its full-scale predecessor, engineered from premium gold silk 3D-printed PLA. Smooth as a bull run, tougher than a crash, and more stable than any fiat gamble.
Unbreakable Wealth – Small in stature, colossal in fortitude — designed to outlast portfolios and pundits alike.
Tangible Power – A physical hedge you can hold, vault, or proudly display — no broker required.
Trade, Hold, Dominate – From your desk to a safety deposit box, keep it close and keep it secure.
Respected by Markets – Because some assets, no matter the size, command attention and fear in the financial world.
Buy it. Hold it. Sell it. But never, ever crack it.
Welcome to the next phase of portable, permanent wealth.
Product Details
Dimensions: Similar in size to a standard chicken egg (~2.3 inches tall)
Material: High-quality PLA (Polylactic Acid) in metallic gold silk finish
Weight: ~0.5 – 0.6 lbs
Shipping Time: Made to order; ships within 7–10 business days
Edition:Part of the Classic Mini Collection. Always in stock. Always iconic.
Packaging: Ships in luxury minimalist packaging scaled for small icons of wealth
Authenticity: Includes a Certificate of Authenticity
Mini Hedge: The Pint-Sized Powerhouse
When gold feels passé and the market rattles your nerves, it’s time to diversify with The Mini Hedge — the compact relic built for unshakeable financial dominance. This hand-sized powerhouse retains all the gravitas of its full-scale predecessor, engineered from premium gold silk 3D-printed PLA. Smooth as a bull run, tougher than a crash, and more stable than any fiat gamble.
Unbreakable Wealth – Small in stature, colossal in fortitude — designed to outlast portfolios and pundits alike.
Tangible Power – A physical hedge you can hold, vault, or proudly display — no broker required.
Trade, Hold, Dominate – From your desk to a safety deposit box, keep it close and keep it secure.
Respected by Markets – Because some assets, no matter the size, command attention and fear in the financial world.
Buy it. Hold it. Sell it. But never, ever crack it.
Welcome to the next phase of portable, permanent wealth.