EGGVEST™ – The Mini Hedge
When gold feels passé and the market rattles your nerves, it’s time to diversify with The Mini Hedge—the pint-sized powerhouse built for unshakeable financial dominance. This hand-sized relic retains all the gravitas of its full-scale predecessor, engineered from premium gold silk 3D-printed PLA. Smooth as a bull run, tougher than a crash, and more stable than any fiat gamble.
Unbreakable Wealth – Small in stature, colossal in fortitude—designed to outlast portfolios and pundits alike.
Tangible Power – A physical hedge you can hold, vault, or proudly display—no broker required.
Trade, Hold, Dominate – From your desk to a safety deposit box, keep it close and keep it secure.
Respected by Markets – Because some assets, no matter the size, command attention and fear in the financial world.
Buy it. Hold it. Sell it. But never, ever crack it.
Welcome to the next phase of portable, permanent wealth.
This item is made to order based on demand. Each egg is individually 3D printed, hand-finished, polished, and painted—ensuring that no two are exactly alike. These are not mass-produced; they are one-of-a-kind creations, because true investment-grade eggs take time.
When gold feels passé and the market rattles your nerves, it’s time to diversify with The Mini Hedge—the pint-sized powerhouse built for unshakeable financial dominance. This hand-sized relic retains all the gravitas of its full-scale predecessor, engineered from premium gold silk 3D-printed PLA. Smooth as a bull run, tougher than a crash, and more stable than any fiat gamble.
Unbreakable Wealth – Small in stature, colossal in fortitude—designed to outlast portfolios and pundits alike.
Tangible Power – A physical hedge you can hold, vault, or proudly display—no broker required.
Trade, Hold, Dominate – From your desk to a safety deposit box, keep it close and keep it secure.
Respected by Markets – Because some assets, no matter the size, command attention and fear in the financial world.
Buy it. Hold it. Sell it. But never, ever crack it.
Welcome to the next phase of portable, permanent wealth.
This item is made to order based on demand. Each egg is individually 3D printed, hand-finished, polished, and painted—ensuring that no two are exactly alike. These are not mass-produced; they are one-of-a-kind creations, because true investment-grade eggs take time.
When gold feels passé and the market rattles your nerves, it’s time to diversify with The Mini Hedge—the pint-sized powerhouse built for unshakeable financial dominance. This hand-sized relic retains all the gravitas of its full-scale predecessor, engineered from premium gold silk 3D-printed PLA. Smooth as a bull run, tougher than a crash, and more stable than any fiat gamble.
Unbreakable Wealth – Small in stature, colossal in fortitude—designed to outlast portfolios and pundits alike.
Tangible Power – A physical hedge you can hold, vault, or proudly display—no broker required.
Trade, Hold, Dominate – From your desk to a safety deposit box, keep it close and keep it secure.
Respected by Markets – Because some assets, no matter the size, command attention and fear in the financial world.
Buy it. Hold it. Sell it. But never, ever crack it.
Welcome to the next phase of portable, permanent wealth.
This item is made to order based on demand. Each egg is individually 3D printed, hand-finished, polished, and painted—ensuring that no two are exactly alike. These are not mass-produced; they are one-of-a-kind creations, because true investment-grade eggs take time.